1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

late 19th - and early 20th century britain

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

computer...in...way

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Good morning television (or GMTV for you simple folk)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

possibly 3:04

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:04 - heehee

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Hannah beating her keyboard to death, somebody with a geeky laugh

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

after lunch on the way to media studies

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Hannah's ugly mutt

9. What are you wearing?

pin-striped trousers, a high-neck pink top, a granny/ monk cardigan, and glasses on the end of my nose. As I am sure you can imaging i am looking rather sexy at the mo.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, but lets not go into that...ahem

11. When did you last laugh?

about 2 seconds ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Gay library posters

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yeh, Rhona...love you roo

14. What do you think of this quiz?

s'ok spose.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Narnia

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

All the fit men I like

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

This quiz is too challenging...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

shoot everybody, murder is under-rated.

19. Do you like to dance?

hell yeh, after a few...many...drinks

20. George Bush:

Gay nutta

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Amythest Bobitha

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Topaz Bobbitt

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, Chatham is the arsehole of the world

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hello!

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal: